- Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
- Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
- Me: Yeah we got totally lost
- Dad: Of course you did
- Me: Yeah up in the back woods
- Mom: Oh that's scary
- Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
- Dad: YOU WHAT!?
- Me: I stopped the car?
- Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
- Me: We were lost..
- Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
- Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
- Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
- Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE
All right, Tumblr. I admit it.
You win this round.
I text my mom when I get out of class, wanting to talk to her about my Spanish test. I ask her how she is, how work is going… She responds that she’s spending the day with my father.
This is a little weird because A, my father works, and B, why is she saying father and not dad
Not a minute later, I get this
I am 500% done with this woman today